My mouth can’t translate the things my heart says.
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
i dont get asexuals. like, humans have an instinctual need to mate, right? they also need to hunt. thats why i dont get people who dont attack their own kin on the streets and rip their flesh up with bare hands either. i live in seclusion, up high there in the mountains. i dont know what is an “internet”. i assault hikers for food